Lol to the person who comes up to me and starts telling me “unmarried people shouldn’t have children” at work.
I always forget Satan is destroying the family, thanks for reminding me, though.
Had a lady in Pennsylvania pronounce Carnegie as “Car-Negg-Ee.” I almost lost it. But I’m Texan and we don’t say anything right so I’ve probably been the one saying it wrong this whole time. Lol.
This girl goes “I’ve never met like an Atheist before. Like he doesn’t worship Satan or anything, he doesn’t believe in a God or anything. Isn’t that weird?! I haven’t ever met anyone like that before… or at least not that open about it.”
How is that weird? What’s weird is you apparently have no grasp on what words to use when you talk about how “weird” something is.
And the reason you may not have met anyone as open about it is because that kind of disclosure can ruin [potential] friendships/relationships. Trust me. Been there, done that. It’s not fun.
I had just finished my Dr Pepper when this happened:
Ron: Have you ever tried these?
Me: What is it? I’ve had Propel but never Propel zero.
Ron: It has zero calories.
Me: Are you insinuating something, Ron?
Ron: I’m insinuating this has zero calories and that bottle has 200 that are now in your belly.
Me: Uh… 250 and they were extra delicious!
Cecilia: And those are empty calories, too.
Also, Mjgnon needs a dollar for her fix of 250 empty calories.
Lol @ people who claim “they don’t like dress codes” as a reason for not working somewhere that pays more. I guess you’re totally fine with fast food and retail… which is cool, I mean someone has to do it… just not me. So I guess it’s better, now that I think about it.
Except I’m pretty sure it’s the drug test that’s keeping a lot of people from applying where I work. Something as trivial as putting on a plaid, collared shirt (ie. flannel) can’t seriously be the reason you don’t want more money. Hahahaha.
Got all three days off… with 5 hours paid time off to spare.
\m/
Saving it though, for the four wheeling trip. B)
Also calling in that Tuesday. I’m not sleeping on a plane and coming into work that day. Fuck. That.
Before I go to bed, let me leave you with this gem I discovered at work:
Some Christians believe that prior to Noah’s Flood, no rain fell from the sky.
No. Rain. Fell. Until. It. Flooded. The. Entire. Globe.
I don’t know whether to laugh or be disappointed that this idea exists. So I do both.
God damn, today is entirely too long. Come on 2:30.
WHY DOES NO ONE IN OHIO HAVE DOLLIES ANYMORE.
People that assume having a kid is the ultimate freedom tool and decision maker at work.
We didn’t have that kid for you.
